Disclaimer
Before You Feed Your Dog Like Royalty… Read This.
By placing an order, picking up, or letting your dog drool over our meals, you (the fabulous pet parent) agree to the following:
1. You Know Your Dog Best (We Hope)
K9Chef meals are made with love, real ingredients, and zero weird chemicals. But every dog's tummy is unique—so please check our ingredient list before serving. If your dog has the digestive system of a drama queen, start slow.
2. Allergies Are No Joke
We use clean, natural, human-grade ingredients—but dogs can still react to anything. You agree that K9Chef isn't responsible for any allergies, sensitivities, or bad reactions that might happen. (Basically, if your dog turns into a gas machine, that's on you.)
3. We're Chefs, Not Vets
Our meals support health and happiness, but they're not veterinary treatment or medical advice. If your dog has health issues or is on meds, please check with your vet before making dietary changes.
4. Storage & Handling
We prepare your dog's fine dining fresh—so store it like real food, not a mystery box in the back of the fridge. We're not responsible for spoiled meals, bad storage, or dogs who sneak leftovers when you're not looking.
5. Liability Stuff (a.k.a. The Serious Part)
By feeding K9Chef products, you release, discharge, and hold harmless K9Chef, its owners, employees, and affiliates from all responsibility or claims related to illness, injury, or unfortunate "butt trumpet" incidents caused by the consumption or misuse of our products.
6. The Common-Sense Clause
You agree to use your own judgment and feed responsibly. K9Chef meals are meant for dogs only (yes, we actually have to say that).
7. By Clicking "Order" Means You Agree
You confirm you've read and understood this release, and you accept all responsibility for your dog's health, happiness, and appetite.